#funny

Dana was what Steve called a "silent partner" in the Brixton Brothers Detective Agency. Being a silent partner meant that Dana didn't carry a business card, that his name didn't appear on the company letterhead, and he wanted nothing to do with the Brixton Brothers Detective Agency. ↗

— Mac Barnett

#funny #business

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. ↗

— Anthony Anderson

#comedian #funny #happens #i #just

You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#enough #family #funny #honest #i

It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds. ↗

— Anthony Anderson

#diamonds #flick #funny #sort #steal

In a depression, attendance to sporting events goes down, while the percentage of people fornicating goes up, because sex is free. I know, some of you are probably thinking, Free! Where do I find those hookers?! ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#economic-depression #fornicating #funny #hookers #humor

I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#funny #i #just #lot #read

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#been #enough #feature #focused #funny

To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men. ↗

— Judd Apatow

#any #funny #i #me #men

It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. ↗

— Rick Baker

#been #come #done #films #funny

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ↗

— Isaac Asimov

#annoyance #everything #great #know #people