#funny

I wish the masses of people would all follow my advice, because I'd throw it off a cliff. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#cliff #cynical #funny #masses #funny

I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#kids #readers #reading #funny

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! ↗

— Bill Watterson

#comic #education #funny #school #education

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. ↗

— Margaret Cho

#funny #i #i can #just #never

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. ↗

— Tommy Chong

#comedy #dennis #dennis miller #funny #funny thing

If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#dedication #funny #hard-work #idea #location

Can you be a girl for a few seconds?" "I'm always a girl" I frown. "You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl" I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay. ↗

— Veronica Roth

#divergent #funny #humor #tris #veronica-roth

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. ↗

— Adlai E. Stevenson

#charge #funny #hard #horse #lead

If I saw you hitchhiking, I’d smile and return your thumb’s up, just for you doing such a great job of being a positive roadside influence. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#hitchhiking #influence #inspirational #positive-influence #smile

Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers. ↗

— Laurie Halse Anderson

#drowsiness #funny #funny