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Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids.


Jack Black


#bad #bad news #bears #because #ever

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.


Lewis Black


#candy #corn #ever #made

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.


Lewis Black


#juice #milk #soy #such #thing

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.


Tom DeLonge


#become #boring #cliche #disgusting #feel

I make these little films. I'm just a working person. I just study people a little bit more. It's more sociological, and it's funny anyway - not that serious. It's not like false humility. I just take it for what it is.


Julie Delpy


#bit #false #films #funny #humility

The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.


James Denton


#attracted #beautiful #beautiful women #cool #dark

It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.


Caroline Dhavernas


#because #being #city #corny #everyone

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.


Leonardo DiCaprio


#attention #being #being funny #deformed #funny

I'm one of those hovering mothers and I know it's really important to have an independent child, so I'm trying to back off, but it's hard. I love him so much, and he's so funny and cute to me.


Selma Blair


#child #cute #funny #hard #him

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.


Yogi Berra


#anymore #dime #nickel #worth






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