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It matters not what your individual position is on either war we are currently prosecuting - in Iraq or Afghanistan - certainly we can all agree protesting at military funerals is a cruel and unnecessary hardship on our military families during their most difficult hour.


Solomon Ortiz


#agree #certainly #cruel #currently #difficult

Funerals consist of older generations initiating the younger into another adulthood. Filling spaces of the one passed.


Darnell Lamont Walker


#initiation #death

Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying 'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the gates, signed, Father McGonnigill.'...'PS: He once had a hot dog on a Friday, but don't hold that against him.'


P. N. Elrod


#funerals #lady-crymsyn #religion-philosophy #vampire-files #death

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.


Garrison Keillor


#days #few #funerals #going #i

Everyone was eating, talking softly, glancing at me, hugging me, eating. It was as if someone had turned the volume down. Everything looked normal, but the sound was muted. Death did this, set all this weirdness in motion, made people appear out of nowhere carrying casseroles, saying 'I'm sorry' over and over, death muffled their voices.


Joan Abelove


#funerals #grief #grieving #death

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.


Neil Gaiman


#death #funerals #humorous #death

I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.


John Green


#funerals #mourning #death

Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.


John Green


#funerals #true #death






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