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#funeral

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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.


David Letterman


#big #confusing #dead #debate #funeral

My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket.


Shirley Manson


#beautiful #buried #casket #corpse #cried

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.


Olin Miller


#happiest #high #inheritance #man #mourner

When elected officials abandon our environment and ruin our natural resources, public health is endangered. I know the importance of providing a clean environment for our children; I have attended more than one funeral for a child who has died from an asthma attack.


Gwen Moore


#asthma #attack #attended #child #children

I remember in 'Pride and Prejudice' I had to do a scene where I broke down. And before we filmed I spent like three hours imagining my mum's funeral. Actually, she's very much alive, happy and healthy. It was really horrible.


Carey Mulligan


#alive #before #broke #down #filmed

It matters not what your individual position is on either war we are currently prosecuting - in Iraq or Afghanistan - certainly we can all agree protesting at military funerals is a cruel and unnecessary hardship on our military families during their most difficult hour.


Solomon Ortiz


#agree #certainly #cruel #currently #difficult

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.


Chuck Palahniuk


#breathing #fact #feel #feel good #funeral

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.


Keith Richards


#funeral #had #i #live #me

If we have another 2,000 people killed, I want Nancy Pelosi and George Soros, John Conyers and Pat Leahy to go to the funeral and say, 'Your son was vaporized because we didn't want to dump some guy's head under water for 30 seconds.'


Peter King


#because #dump #funeral #george #go

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.


George Ade


#country #entertainment #form #funeral #interruption






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