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I figured I had kept her from being too depressed after fucking--it's hard for a girl with any force in her and any brains to accept the whole thing of fucking, of being fucked without trying to turn it on its end, so that she does some fucking, or some fucking up; I mean, the mere power of arousing the man so he wants to fuck isn't enough; she wants him to be willing to die in order to fuck. There's a kind of strain or intensity women are bred for, as beasts, for childbearing when childbearing might kill them, and child rearing when the child might die at any moment: it's in women to live under that danger, with that risk, that close to tragedy, with that constant taut or casual courage. They need death and nobility near. To be fucked when there's no drama inherent in it, when you're not going to rise to a level of nobility and courage forever denied the male, is to be cut off from what is inherently female, bestially speaking.


Harold Brodkey


#sex #women #courage

You meet a new guy, analyze him, not good for marriage, not good for a relationship, not good for fucking, maybe excepting the very drunk mood, so, conclusion: this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.


Irina Bors


#conclusion #drunk #friendship #fucking #guy

Actually, I wouldn't mind a Malibu and coke." "You're having a fucking pint." "Is my choice of drink too gay for you?" "Malibu and coke is a pussy drink. Last I heard you were strictly anti-pussy.


L.A. Gilbert


#hilariousness #non-p-c #funny

God damn it, don’t you do this. You have no idea how badly I want you right now. I’d love nothing more than to bury myself inside you, and feel you lose yourself around me as you scream my name; the very idea of fucking the woman I love, finally, after ten thousand years – of having you feel just what it is you mean to me – is so hard to bear I’m all but fallen at your feet. But I’ll be damned if it happens here of all places. I’m not going to screw you in Hell, Mary. I gave in and took your blood, and God knows you have the power to bring me to my knees, but when I love-fuck you, I want to do it in my home. So do you think you could humour me just a little longer?” She gaped at him. “Did you just say, ‘love-fuck’?


Dianna Hardy


#intense #intensity #love #lust #lustful

The one thing you should never do to a woman, whether you make love to her or fuck her, is apologise straight after.


Dianna Hardy


#apology #couples #couples-fights #fucking #make-love

It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.


George Carlin


#birds #fucking #sex #birds

Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.


Emme Rollins


#crazy-in-love #crazy-love #crazy-quotes #crazy-stupid-love #erotic-romance

Don't let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love.


Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


#love #love

Waiting for a hot pocket to cook we’d fuck and be satisfied, barefoot on new york city apartment linoleum. A satisfying hot pocket and a big ass smile and a tight ass grip and a wall beside a random pipe beside the stove where we left palm and dick prints. We fucked like this. Three condoms in an hour and a half and where are you now? Holding the hand of some local dude you wish was a little more international, wishing you had known I was enough and asked me to stay. You are standing in the kitchen waiting for popcorn to pop while he washes dishes, not knowing I’m wishing back for you.


Darnell Lamont Walker


#love #new-york-city #sex #love

Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat


David Sedaris


#i-repeat-this-quote-all-the-time #say-y-all-and-i-ll-actually-puke #love






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