#fridge

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. ↗

— Spike Milligan

#body #eighteen #fridge #i #keep

I'm still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there's half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola. ↗

— Alan Rickman

#flat #fridge #get #half #home

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#apart #back #cheese #down #edges

I love to cook. My dad's a really excellent cook and his style is: Look in the fridge and make whatever there is with whatever ingredients you have and I like cooking like that, too. ↗

— Olivia Thirlby

#cooking #dad #excellent #fridge #his

To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.
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— Jarod Kintz

#fridge #funny-humor #potluck #random #stink

People will sit up and take notice of you if you will sit up and take notice of what makes them sit up and take notice. ↗

— Harry Gordon Selfridge

#motivation #self-help #selfridges #inspirational

Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge! ↗

— Adam Savage

#fridge #fuel #get #gotta #i