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They've drunk everything in the house, including a pitcher of African violet plant food I'd just mixed up and was stupid enough to leave on the counter." Tremaine punched Eddie in the shoulder. "I told you it tasted weird." Eddie shrugged. "Tasted okay to me.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#humor #matchmaker #food

The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.


Dave Barry


#humor #ice-fishing #ice-skating #skiing #snow-camping

The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #huddle-house #humor #hungry #funny

Is it or is it not a matter of importance that a young man starts out in life with an ability to shut his jaw hard and say "I will," or "I will not," and mean it?


John William Heisman


#football #inspirational #sports #inspirational

I used to believe, although I don't now, that growing and growing up are analogous, that both are inevitable and uncontrollable processes. Now it seems to me that growing up is governed by the will, that one can choose to become an adult, but only at given moments. These moments come along fairly infrequently -during crises in relationships, for example, or when one has been given the chance to start afresh somewhere- and one can ignore them or seize them.


Nick Hornby


#football #life #life

...So please, be tolerant of those who describe a sporting moment as their best ever. We do not lack imagination, nor have we had sad and barren lives; it is just that real life is paler, duller, and contains less potential for unexpected delirium.


Nick Hornby


#life #sport #imagination

Because I was small, I was getting the hell kicked out of me playing football.


Burt Bacharach


#football #getting #hell #i #kicked

I really want to try soccer after I retire because I've watched football over the years and I think I could be a good contender.


Usain Bolt


#because #contender #could #football #good

I had sacrificed my entire life to play football.


Brian Bosworth


#entire life #football #had #i #life

If you can miss getting up in the morning and running into a wall, I miss playing football. I'll never be a frustrated athlete.


Brian Bosworth


#football #frustrated #getting #i #into






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