#florida

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But Erin let it slide. The child was only four years old; she had a whole lifetime to learn about sadness. Today was for Dalmatians, ice cream and new dolls.


Carl Hiaasen


#humor #mystery-novels #humor

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".


Tucker Max


#humor #intelligence #humor

Given that Mr. Kerry is clearly exaggerating what happened to minority voters in the 2000 election in Florida, maybe we should wait for him to provide evidence of what he is alleging in 2004.


John Fund


#clearly #election #evidence #exaggerating #florida

No matter where you put me, I don't care if it is North Carolina, Florida, California, New York City; I'm going to be who I am.


Chris Paul


#california #care #carolina #city #florida

I just see myself as just an ordinary chick from Florida, not some beautiful woman.


Jennifer Sky


#beautiful woman #chick #florida #i #just

They say you fear what you don't understand. Maybe that's why every time I'm in South Florida, and I hear someone talking in Spanish, I always shit my pants.


Jarod Kintz


#florida #funny #hear #spanish #talking

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.


Rick Riordan


#humor #miami #strange #humor

There’s a hurricane coming to Florida, and there will be high winds. I should probably turn off my ceiling fans, to try to mitigate the billions of dollars in damages the storm will incur. 



Jarod Kintz


#florida #funny #humor #hurricane #loss

The wealth of south Florida, but even more important, the meaning and significance of south Florida lies in the black muck of the Everglades and the inevitable development of this country to be the great tropic agricultural center of the world.


Marjory Stoneman Douglas


#black #center #country #development #even

If you want to be angry at Gore, be angry at him for not fighting harder in Florida.


James Carville


#fighting #florida #gore #harder #him