#flaming

I snorted powdered flamingoes while I pondered love. I sat at the bar two hours waiting for my ice on the rocks to melt so I could drink it and leave, but it was like my ex wife’s heart—it was just too frigid to melt. So I called up a midget, buckled myself in on his back, and had him give me a ride home. Ah, but that’s life, no?
 ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bar #drink #ex-wife #flamingoes #frigid

The Beltway media went into caroming-off-the-walls hysterics over Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, whipping itself into a flaming casserole even as Clinton's standing with the American people remained upright and firm, so to speak. ↗

— James Wolcott

#american people #beltway #bill #bill clinton #clinton

Well, I don't know too many governors who are flaming ideologues. ↗

— Birch Bayh

#governors #i #ideologues #know #many

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. ↗

— Dale Carnegie

#backed #enthusiasm #flaming #frequently #horse

Chastity does not mean abstention from sexual wrong; it means something flaming, like Joan of Arc. ↗

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

#arc #chastity #does #flaming #joan

Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig. ↗

— Kate Mara

#flaming #had #hair #head #i

When you've got somebody who's a flaming liberal like Bill Maher calling you out, something's wrong. ↗

— Dave Mustaine

#calling #flaming #got #liberal #like

The media only wants to get the view of the flaming radicals because they make better copy than those of us who are more sensible. I'm a feminist and I think I've done a lot of good. ↗

— Betty Dodson

#better #copy #done #feminist #flaming

Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. ↗

— Navjot Singh Sidhu

#been #extinguisher #fire #flaming #perfect

When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls. 
 ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #cats #curls #dance #dancing