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My boss is like an angry bear with a sore head and poison ivy up his ass.


E.L. James


#fifty-shades-darker #humor #humor

She says that I have to abstain from all sexual activity for the next four weeks.” Christian’s mouth drops open in shock, and I cannot keep a straight face any longer and grin at him like an idiot. “Gotcha!” He narrows his eyes, and I immediately stop laughing. In fact, he looks rather forbidding. Oh shit. My subconscious quails me in the corner as all the blood drains from my face, and I imagine him putting me across his knee again. “Gotcha!” He says and smirks.


E.L. James


#imagination

If that isn't a declaration of love, I don't know what is. And the words tumble out of me—�a dam breached.


E.L. James


#fifty-shades-darker #love

Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.


Jess C. Scott


#crime-fiction #drama #e-l-james #fifty-shades #fifty-shades-of-grey

Coveralls," I reply, and I know I'm no longer screening what's coming out of my mouth. He raises a eyebrow, amused yet again. "You wouldn't want to ruin your clothing." I gesture vaguely in the direction of his jeans. "I could always take them off." He smirks.


E.L. James


#anastasia #anastasia-steele #christian #christian-grey #e-l-james

We didn’t-?” I whisper, my mouth drying in mortified horror as I can’t complete the question. I stare at my hands. “Anastasia, you were comatose. Necrophilia is not my thing. I like my women sentient and receptive,” he says dryly.


E.L. James


#anastasia #anastasia-steele #christian #christian-grey #e-l-james

It's because I'm pregnant, Christian." He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier.


E.L. James


#anastasia-grey #anastasia-steele #christian #christian-grey #e-l-james

You've brushed your teeth," He says, staring at me. "I used your toothbrush." His lips quirk up in a half smile. "Oh Anastasia Steele, what am I going to do with you?


E.L. James


#anastasia #anastasia-steele #christian #fifty-shades #fifty-shades-of-grey

I'm intoxicated with this man, my man, my Fifty Shades.


E.L. James


#fifty-shades-darker #love #love

Your stepfather? I'd like to meet him." Oh no... why? "I'm not sure that's a good idea." Christian unlocks the door, his mouth in a grim line. "Are you ashamed of me?" "No!" It's my turn to sound exasperated. "Introduce you to my dad as what? 'This is the man who deflowered me and wants to start a BDSM relationship'. You're not wearing running shoes.


E.L. James


#humor #humor






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