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You’re just going to have your fiancé as your chaperone, and he isn’t allowed to touch. And you, Mrs. Gavarreen will remain untouchable, until the moment you say, I do.


Lindsay Delagair


#love #possessiveness #wedding #love

If you truly love someone, you should be more interested in keeping them happy than in being right.


Stephen Richards


#law-of-attraction #love #manifestation #manifesting #mind-power

To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I confess, absurd in the highest degree...The difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection , though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered subversive of the theory.


Charles Darwin


#confessions-of-the-darwinists #conjecture #darwin #darwinism #darwinist-confessions

I was baptized one foggy afternoon about four o'clock. I couldn't think of any names I particularly wanted, so I kept my old name. I was alone with the fat priest; it was all very quickly and formally done, while someone at a children's service muttered in another chapel. Then we shook hands and I went off to a salmon tea, and the dog which had been sick again on the mat. Before that I had made a general confession to another priest: it was like a life photographed as it came to mind, without any order, full of gaps, giving at best a general impression. I couldn't help feeling all the way to the newspaper office, past the Post Office, the Moroccan café, the ancient whore, that I had got somewhere new by way of memories I hadn't known I possessed. I had taken up the thread of life from very far back, from as far back as innocence.


Graham Greene


#confession #catholicism

Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.


Bauvard


#confession #funny #humor #prostration #toilet

Professor: A mind not broad enough to encompass its specific sub-discipline, so it loses itself within its position instead. If nothing else, others will be made to grasp the meaning of 'Emeritus' – through its effects if not its etymology.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #professor #funny

Don't get me wrong, I like NASCAR and shopping at Nordstrom's, but discipleship is intrinsic as a lifestyle." ~R. Alan Woods [2013]


R. Alan Woods


#lifestyle #r-alan-woods #spirituality #r-alan-woods

Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.


Augusten Burroughs


#humor #magical-thinking #humor

So what do you have to confess now?" I don't know why I'm saying any of this, except that is the truth. "I'm confessing that I don't know if I'm ready for this." "What is 'this'?" "Being open. Being hurt. Liking. Not being liked. Seeing the flicker on. Seeing the flicker off. Leaping. Falling. Crashing.


David Levithan


#hurt #love #love

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.


Ronald Reagan


#bad #book #disgrace #many #politics






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