#fe

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. ↗

— Josh Billings

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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation. ↗

— Larry David

#empty #ensure #forty #forty years #generation

Wild Bill was a strange character. In person he was about six feet and one inch in height. He was a Plains-man in every sense of the word. ↗

— Buffalo Bill

#bill #character #every #feet #height

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. ↗

— Josh Billings

#cards #consists #good #hold #holding

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. ↗

— Josh Billings

#best time #bust #feel #hold #must

The Canadian run can be no different, at least in terms of actual running. ↗

— Dennis Banks

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Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. ↗

— Josh Billings

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Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. ↗

— Josh Billings

#effect #fighting #him #his #man

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. ↗

— Josh Billings

#never #prepared #things #truly #twins

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. ↗

— Josh Billings

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