#fart

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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.


Donald Sutherland


#fart #into #role #sort #way

Sometimes you get a glimpse of a semicolon coming, a few lines farther on, and it is like climbing a steep path through woods and seeing a wooden bench just at a bend in the road ahead, a place where you can expect to sit for a moment, catching your breath.


Lewis Thomas


#bench #bend #breath #catching #climbing

I am the farthest thing from a computer genius.


Jonathan Brandis


#computer #farthest #genius #i #i am

Worldly wealth is the Devil's bait; and those whose minds feed upon riches recede, in general, from real happiness, in proportion as their stores increase, as the moon, when she is fullest, is farthest from the sun.


Robert Burton


#devil #farthest #feed #fullest #general

The farther reason looks the greater is the haze in which it loses itself.


Johann Georg Hamann


#greater #haze #itself #looks #loses

The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine.


James Irwin


#beautiful #blackness #christmas #christmas tree #diminished

These guys fart a lot as well. I'm not saying that girls don't. We just aren't as passionate about them. The smell is sometimes overwhelming and I want to gag. They don't just limit these attacks to the classroom-they can come at you from anywhere around the school. The corridor, the stairwell, the canteen line. There's one area we call Fart Corridor because it belongs to the Year Eights and Nines, who are the biggest perpetrators. They make no apologies and feel no embarrassment. If a girl did one at St. Stella's she'd be an outcast for the rest of her natural life. Here, it's a badge of honor.


Melina Marchetta


#francesca-spinelli #melina-marchetta #saving-francesca #life

To stop smelling is to stop breathing; people only really inhale the essence of life when they pass gas.


Bauvard


#farting #funny #humor #life #funny

A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?


Roald Dahl


#children-s #farting #friendly #gas #giant

Purple light passed over the paper, but nothing happened. "Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on them any second. "Whoa!" Dan said. Amy gripped his arm. "You found it?" "No, but look! This whole essay - 'To the Royal Academy.' He wrote a whole essay on farts!" Dan grinned with delight. "He's proposing a scientific study on different fart smells. You're right, Amy. This guy was a genius!


Rick Riordan


#ben-franklin #dan-cahill #essay #fart #humor