#fantasy

It takes real planning to organize this kind of chaos. ↗

— Mel Odom

#humor #humor

Moth, that wasn't very nice. ↗

— Michael Buckley

#humor

And to do something that helps your coven survive, even after your own death, is the greatest gift you can possibly give them…” --Angela from Angela’s Coven ↗

— Bruce Jenvey

#paranormal #witches #death

What will I do if I find myself with a heart?" "Lose it constantly, I imagine. ↗

— Gregory Maguire

#fiction #science-fiction #imagination

To love someone is easy. To keep it is a risk ↗

— Natasja Hellenthal

#love

Oh my God, cheese burn! ↗

— Susan Bischoff

#young-adult-fiction #young-adult-urban-fantasy #money

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity? ↗

— Michael Buckley

#humor #humor

Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint ↗

— Brent Weeks

#fantasy #humor

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #music #humor

Very well." He sat cross-legged on the floor of the cage. "You haven't run off so you want to talk. I will hear your explanation now." "Really, Your Majesty? So good of you to condescend. I'll try to use small words and go slow." "You're wasting my time. I know Jim betrayed me and you're covering for him. This is your chance to dazzle me wih your brillance or baffle me with your bullshit. You won't get another. When I get out, I won't be in the mood to listen. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#urban-fantasy #humor