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I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn't happened in a while, so I was a good friend and put my own needs second to the possibility of him actual sex with a real girl. ↗
#jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #sex #zeb
I fixed your car," he said, tossing the keys from a jade dish on the little maple end table. I palmed them and eyed him speculatively. "You fixed my car?" "I have walked the earth for more than a century. I managed to pick up some skills along the way," he said, before reluctantly adding, "and one of them is finding skilled mechanics." I smirked, leaning against the wall. "You almost had me there." "I supervised," he insisted. ↗
#gabriel #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #funny
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? ↗
#jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #pinata #questions
Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. ↗
#jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #ocd #funny
Idiot," I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other," he muttered as I hefted myself up from the ground. ↗
#gabriel #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #pet-names
Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her to cross my threshold without some form of nourishment. She once offered me cheese and crackers from her while we were standing in my kitchen. ↗
#funny #jane-jameson #mama #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs
Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs." "I was curious! ↗
#funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #vampire
The bottom line is: if you were a jerk in your original life, you're probably going to be a bigger undead jerk, If you were a decent person, say a juvenile-services librarian with a secret collection of unicorn figurines, you're probably going to be a kinder, gentler vampire. ↗
And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair. Without super hearing, I wouldn't have heard Zeb whisper, "This is the coolest thing I have ever seen." "Maybe they'll get muddy," Dick said. "Please, Lord, let them get muddy. ↗
