#fake

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical. ↗

I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful. ↗

— Betty Smith

#brass #clock #embedded #fake #flank

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray. ↗

— Lisa Snowdon

#i #myself #self #spray #tan

I couldn't believe they were saying I put a horrible fake plastic bosom over scars I was trying to heal and keep it in place with a tight bra, which could stop my blood flow, just so I could fit into my clothes. ↗

— Koo Stark

#blood #bosom #bra #clothes #could

I owe it to my fans to be who I am. There's nothing fake about me. ↗

— Angie Stone

#am #fake #fans #i #i am

But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good. ↗

— Jon Lovitz

#could #crap #fake #go #good

Anything that consoles is fake. ↗

— Iris Murdoch

#consoles #fake

You lying lunatic bastard. They're going to kill you." "I love you too," he murmured. "Go find Seph. ↗

— Cinda Williams Chima

#humor #jason #madison #humor

To an untrained eye, need and love were as easily mistaken for each other as the real master's painting and a forgery. ↗

— Deb Caletti

#forgery #life #love #mistaken #revelation

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies. ↗

— Sara Shepard

#friends #lies #the-lying-game #enemy