#facebook

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? ↗

— Bill Maher

#exes #facebook #funny #humor #internet

simple love's hard to come by/ I'm just living my life, and I'm trying to be a lady. ↗

— L.divine

#breyana #facebook #youtube #life

I was on Facebook. I'm not anymore, but my sister always sends pictures to a page. I'm sure you can find a Bradley Cooper there. ↗

— Bradley Cooper

#anymore #bradley #cooper #facebook #find

When playing a role, I would feel more comfortable, as you're given a prescribed way of behaving. So, both Facebook and theatre provide contrived settings that provide the illusion of social interaction. ↗

— Jesse Eisenberg

#both #comfortable #contrived #facebook #feel

You don't want to be first, right? You want to be second or third. You don't want to be - Facebook is not the first in social media. They're the third, right? Similarly, you know, if you look at Steve Jobs' history, he's never been first. ↗

— Malcolm Gladwell

#facebook #first #history #jobs #know

People don't buy Moet & Dom because they love the taste, the buy it because they need "Livin' Large" photo on Facebook! ↗

— T.A

#life #living #life

Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet. ↗

— Jay Asher

#friends #future #internet

Josh turns to me. “I can’t believe she’s writing these things.” “Not she,” I say. “Me.” “Why would anyone say this stuff about themselves on the Internet? It’s crazy!” “Exactly,” I say. “I’m going to be mentally ill in fifteen years, and that’s why my husband doesn’t want to be around me. ↗

— Jay Asher

#status-updates #internet

When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that? ↗

— Christina Aguilera

#came #facebook #first #i #like

If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech. ↗

— Ann Coulter

#ann #before #cancellation #commit #crimes