#ex

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown. ↗

— Fanny Brice

#being #clown #does #entitled #expect

A lot of the songs start with an image. I was sitting there playing the guitar and I pictured this old, dirty green car, with the window rolled down, in the hot, hot, hot Texas heat, and this beautiful woman I knew when I was a kid sitting behind the wheel, looking out at me. ↗

— Edie Brickell

#beautiful woman #behind #car #dirty #down

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy. ↗

— Bob Uecker

#find #fun #guy #humor #i

Money is to my social existence what health is to my body. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#body #existence #health #money #social

Execution is everything. ↗

— Jeff Bridges

#execution

I kind of quit surfing when I got out of high school, but then a few years ago I started to take it up again. I'm not an expert by any means, but it's so wonderful to get out in the ocean and get a different perspective on things. ↗

— Jeff Bridges

#ago #any #different #different perspective #expert

Art seduces, but does not exploit. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#does #exploit #seduces

It is so conceited and timid to be ashamed of one's mistakes. Of course they are mistakes. Go on to the next. ↗

— Brenda Ueland

#conceited #course #go #mistakes #next

The playboy is not necessarily a man who has many girlfriends, or a man who has many women, or a man who has slept with many women. That is old. But there is a new breed of the playboy and he is the man who remains single in attempts to make every woman feel as if he belongs to her, he remains a virgin in order to make every woman feel like she will be the first one, and in the end he may choose a very unattractive woman to adorn his side, so that in all circumstances, he will shine as the more beautiful one. This is the new breed of playboy. And it is a very evil one. ↗

— C. JoyBell C.

#new-breed-of-playboy #playboy #sex #the-playboy #beauty

People who love science fiction really do love sex. ↗

— Susie Bright

#love #people #really #science #science fiction