#ever

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. ↗

— Emo Philips

#asked #bicycle #every #every night #forgive

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. ↗

— Emo Philips

#bars #get #go #gum #hoping

Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#bus #cab #drivers #final #final answer

Regis can do anything these young punks can do. I fit right in there with my Fox people. They want Regis to dance, Regis will dance. They want Regis to lift weights with them, Regis will lift weights with them. Whatever they want! ↗

— Regis Philbin

#dance #fit #fox #i #lift

When are four women ever happy for another woman getting something they'd love to have? Tell me that. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#another woman #ever #four #getting #happy

I think Christmas is about celebration and come on, on the inside everyone wants to dance. ↗

— TobyMac

#celebration #christmas #come #dance #everyone

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. ↗

— Emo Philips

#helps #i #me #never #sites

Well, you know, I'm the forever optimist. ↗

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

#i #know #optimist #well #you

Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories? ↗

— Emo Philips

#days #factories #good #happened #ole

Every day, we get a little bit closer to the kind of expertise and the kind of experience we're going to need to go there. I'd love to be the guy walking on Mars. ↗

— John L. Phillips

#closer #day #every #every day #experience