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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #erect
Those who first oppose a good work, seize it and make it their own, when the cornerstone is laid and memorial tablets are erected. ↗
— Edgar Lee Masters
#erected #first #good #good work #laid
At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect. ↗
— Ted Nugent
#erect #i #ponytail #remain #remains
There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect. ↗
— Ronald Reagan
#barriers #constraints #erect #except #human
To say that a thing has never yet been done among men is to erect a barrier stronger than reason, stronger than discussion. ↗
— Thomas Reed
#barrier #been #discussion #done #erect
Our erected wit maketh us to know what perfection is. ↗
— Philip Sidney
#know #maketh #our #perfection #us
The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles. ↗
— Garth Stein
#art
I am one pair of roses away from the grave,” I told the midget with the twelve-inch erection. It wasn’t his—he was just holding it for a friend (that impressive penis belonged to a much taller man). Ah, but that’s life, no? ↗
— Jarod Kintz
#death #erection #grave #life #midget
Your pants are unseasonably bitch. I beg your pardon. Excuse me, madam, but you are sitting on my erection. ↗
#erection #funny #funny
I knew guys got erections. I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along. ↗
— Tara Altebrando
#life