#er

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#authorities #authority #because #certainly #had

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. ↗

— Barbara Kingsolver

#greater #laws #motherhood #natural #natural laws

People will always choose more money over more sex. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#choose #money #more #over #people

I was put in remedial everything. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#i #put

After all, is football a game or a religion? ↗

— Howard Cosell

#football #game #religion

The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don't take them, the universe says to itself, 'Oh I see, this person doesn't like opportunities' and stops giving them to you. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#hands #i #i see #itself #like

I do my best work if I think about what it is I have to offer. ↗

— Barbara Kingsolver

#best #best work #i #i do #i think

I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#ambitious #delusional #funny #hard-work #humor

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. ↗

— E. Joseph Cossman

#banks #cars #could #drive-in #established

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity some memorial that we have at least lived. ↗

— E. Joseph Cossman

#least #let us #live #lived #long