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The married thing. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and staring in at Christmas dinner. Relationships hadn't ever really worked for me. I think it's had something to do with all the demons, ghosts, and human sacrifice.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #love #michael-carpenter #humor

Free markets and capitalism are predicated upon the definition of greed as altruistic in economics". ~R. Alan Woods [2012]


R. Alan Woods


#capitalism #free-enterprise #free-markets #greed-good #r-alan-woods

If she does have a failing, and it's obviously only a tiny one, it's that she doesn't seem particularly curious about other people, or me, anyway.


David Nicholls


#self-centered #humor

Real love involves a foundation of respect, honesty, and trust, concepts wholly missing from the pale imitations hawked to us by the folks who script 'unscripted' entertainment.


Jennifer L. Pozner


#love #reality-television #love

As a captain whose vessel is about to crash on the rocks empties its souls of doubt, so are the hesitant useful for throwing off of an enterprise nearing its end: blame must be cast in failure, profits divided easily in success.


Bauvard


#doubt #enterprises #failure #funny #hesitancy

Oooh, dinner and a show! How come you never take us to dinner and a show?" He smiled at Roxy. "I would spend the entire evening fending off the hordes of your admirers." She fanned herself and grinned back at him. "You gotta love all that suave debonairness!


Katie MacAlister


#comedy #debonair #entertainment #suave #love

I read that Monica Seles got stabbed. And although I have nothing against Monica Seles, I'm glad somebody in sports got stabbed. I like the idea of it; it's good entertainment. If we're lucky, it'll spread through sports. And show business, too! Wouldn't you like to see a guy jump up on stage and stab some famous singer? Especially a real shitty pop singer? Maybe they'll even start stabbing comedians. Fuck it, I'm ready! I never perform without my can of mace. I have a switchblade knife, too. I'll cut your eye out and go right on telling jokes.


George Carlin


#humor #sports #business

You humble me, Nikki. Don't you see that? It must be clear from my expression that I do not, because he goes on. "If I do all those things for you--soothe you, center you, give you strength--then that is worth more to me than every penny I have earned building Stark International.


J. Kenner


#love #meaningful #strength #wealth #love

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#men #women #men

Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time, who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done, if we are always doing.


Thomas Jefferson


#hard-work #inspirational #time #inspirational






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