#eleventh

Oh you've redecorated! I don't like it. ↗

— Doctor Who

#doctor-who #eleventh-doctor #humor #matt-smith #sci-fi

River Song: Right then. I have questions, but number one is this - what in the name of sanity have you got on your head? The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. ↗

— Steven Moffat

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You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408. ↗

— Steven Moffat

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Rule 1: The Doctor lies. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#doctor-who #eleventh-doctor #let-s-kill-hitler #doctor-who

The Doctor: Dr. Song, you’ve got that face on again. River: What face? The Doctor: The ‘he’s hot when he’s clever’ face. River: This is my normal face. The Doctor: Yes, it is. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#eleventh-doctor #flirting #river-song #doctor-who

Never knowingly be serious. Rule 27. ↗

— Steven Moffat

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The Doctor: You know how adults tell you everything's going to be fine, just to make you feel better? Amelia: Yes. Doctor: Well.....everything's going to be fine. ↗

— Steven Moffat

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If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. ↗

— Steven Moffat

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Madame Kovarian: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules. The Doctor: Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#eleventh-doctor #good #kovarian #matt-smith #rules

He had then warned his daughter not to violate the Eleventh Commandment. "Which one is that?" I asked her. "Do not bullshit thy father," she said. ↗

— Erich Segal

#humour #love