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Everywhere you look, there is a charity or a project in school to get involved in. In eighth grade, there was this program called CJSF, California Junior Scholarship Foundation. We were involved in soup kitchens and toy drives, and your school can set up something like that. If your school doesn't have a program like that, set one up.


Lindsey Shaw


#called #charity #drives #eighth #eighth grade

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.


Stephen Colbert


#weight #humor

One thing I have always been is too short. It's adorable when you're in junior high. After that, it's a pain in the ass for the rest of your life.


Elizabeth Berg


#humor #small #stature #humor

I don't think any child could really be happy between five and eight away from their parents.


Tina Louise


#away #be happy #between #child #could

I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallion and his eventual return to the pages of Wuthering Heights.


Jasper Fforde


#humor #wuthering-heights #humor

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.


Elizabeth Berg


#inspirational #weight-loss #inspirational

What if I just want to die?" "Then I will be sad and disappointed that you cheated yourself out of your chance at existence. Not all of us have that opportunity, you know, to choose life.


Megan Bostic


#book #never-eighteen #life

Food cannot cause you to put on weight, unless you think it can.


Rhonda Byrne


#law-of-attraction #law-of-attraction-quotes #new-age #new-thought #weight

Claims have been made that I've been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I've never met, eating sprouted grains I can't pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5'3" frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I'm a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot.


Scarlett Johansson


#feminism #feminist #johansson #scarlett-johansson #sexism

If at eighty you're not a cripple or an invalid, if you have your health, if you still enjoy a good walk, a good meal (with all the trimmings), if you can sleep without first taking a pill, if birds and flowers, mountains and sea still inspire you, you are a most fortunate individual and you should get down on your knees morning and night and thank the good Lord for his savin' and keepin' power. If you are young in years but already weary in spirit, already on your way to becoming an automaton, it may do you good to say to your boss - under your breath, of course - "Fuck you, Jack! you don't own me." If you can whistle up your ass, if you can be turned on by a fetching bottom or a lovely pair of teats, if you can fall in love again and again, if you can forgive your parents for the crime of bringing you into the world, if you are content to get nowhere, just take each day as it comes, if you can forgive as well as forget, if you can keep from going sour, surly, bitter and cynical, man you've got it half licked.


Henry Miller


#eighty #life #forgiveness






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