#ebay

Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day - the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once. ↗

— Roy Blunt

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I wouldn't know how to find eBay on the computer if my life depended on it. ↗

— Marc Jacobs

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