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I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.


John Kennedy Toole


#dip #dunce #food #history #writing

The earth must be flat – there's a dunce in every corner of it I travel to.


Bauvard


#flat-earth #funny #humor #stupidity #funny

The moment I stepped out the front door I was faced again with Manhattan. There it was, oh splendid ship of concrete and steel, aluminum, glass and electricity, forging forever up the dark river. (The hudson - like a river of oil, filthy and rich, gleaming with silver lights.) Manhattan at twilight: floating gardens of tender neon, the lavender towers where each window glittered at sundown with reflected incandescence, where each crosstown street became at evening a gash of golden fire, and the endless flow of the endless traffic on the West Side Highway resembled a luminous necklace strung round the island's shoulders.


Edward Abbey "Manhattan Twilight Hoboken Night"


#john-dunn #manhattan-twilight-hoboken-night #the-journey-home #home

The creature was very young. He was alone in a dread universe. I crept on my knees and crouched beside him. It was a small fox pup from a den under the timbers who looked up at me. God knows what had become of his brothers and sisters. His parents must not have been home from hunting. He innocently selected what I think was a chicken bone from an untidy pile of splintered rubbish and shook it at me invitingly... the universe was swinging in some fantastic fashion around to present its face and the face was so small that the universe itself was laughing. It was not a time for human dignity. It was a time only for the careful observance of amenities written behind the stars. Gravely I arranged my forepaws while the puppy whimpered with ill-concealed excitement. I drew the breath of a fox's den into my nostrils. On impulse, I picked up clumsily a whiter bone and shook it in teeth that had not entirely forgotten their original purpose. Round and round we tumbled and for just one ecstatic moment I held the universe at bay by the simple expedient of sitting on my haunches before a fox den and tumbling about with a chicken bone. It is the gravest, most meaningful act I shall ever accomplish, but, as Thoreau once remarked of some peculiar errand of his own, there is no use reporting it to the Royal Society.


Loren Eiseley "The Star Thrower"


#loren-eiseley #the-star-thrower #home

Jef-f, Dun-Ham, dot com!!


Jeff Dunham


#jeff-dunham #humor

One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.


Bertrand Russell


#imagination

Sometimes Hen...I think I would give my life just for one of your smiles.


Julia Quinn


#dunford #julia-quinn #love #minx #regency

He continued with his research until he found a book entitled The Ultimate Dating Guide: How To Find The Perfect Girlfriend and Keep Them. He flipped through the contents and found the chapter called flirting with confidence. He took out a pen and notebook from his back pocket and scribbled some notes. Praise her body the book advised. Tell her you find her attractive. He decided he would record the key phrases and chose the right moment to recite these to Katie. He wrote you have come to bed eyes. Your eyes were the key to the soul and I like what I see


Annette J. Dunlea


#annette-j-dunlea #irish-writer #dating

Authors were shy, unsociable creatures, atoning for their lack of social aptitude by inventing their own companions and conversations.


Agatha Christie


#authors #mystery #social-life #whodunnit #life

Oh, it was a complicated business, loving art. It involved a lot more ill will than one might have suspected.


Nick Hornby


#art






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