#dumb

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#also #because #blonde #dumb #i

In America there is a channel called TruTV which is just reruns of 'Cops' and 'World's Dumbest Criminals'. I could watch that the entire day. ↗

— Robert Pattinson

#called #channel #cops #could #criminals

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. ↗

— George S. Patton

#die #dumb #dying #ever #his

What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy. ↗

— Mario Puzo

#death #dumb #evolution #higher #nothing

For it would have been better that man should have been born dumb, nay, void of all reason, rather than that he should employ the gifts of Providence to the destruction of his neighbor. ↗

— Quintilian

#better #born #destruction #dumb #employ

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. ↗

— Keanu Reeves

#dumb people #got #help #i #man

It's well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they're in middle school. ↗

— Sally Ride

#dumb #known #many #middle #middle school

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#cord #cut #dog #dumb #everywhere

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all? ↗

— Anne Robinson

#mirror #wall #who #you

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#dumb #dumb people #frustrated #i #i think