#dumb

I’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber than everybody.
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— Jarod Kintz

#intelligence #iq #smart #smarter #intelligence

Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time! ↗

— Drew Barrymore

#dumb #humour #love

...I had gone into my wife Akemi over and over and in so many ways that the thought alone made my heart begin to race and my entire body began to sweat like summer but in the spring season. ↗

— Sister Souljah

#what #love

Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#age

Ah music,' he said, wiping his eyes. 'A magic beyond all we do here! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#music #music

We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?" Does a fish have a watertight asshole?" said Coyote. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#coyote-blue #dumb-questions #nature

We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#strength #unity #strength

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. ↗

— George W. Bush

#technology #technology

You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style... ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#fudge #minister #style #style

It's going to be all right, sir," Harry said over and over again, more worried by Dumbledore's silence than he had been by his weakened voice. "We're nearly there ... I can Apparate us both back ... don't worry ..." "I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #hope #hope