#dumb

You know, I think British comedy is very smart comedy. You don't get too much dumb comedy over here. Or at least I haven't seen it. If I'm wrong about that, I apologize to all the dumb comedy makers over here. ↗

— Matt LeBlanc

#apologize #british #comedy #dumb #get

But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met. ↗

— Norman Lear

#answer #back #call #called #dad

If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down. ↗

— Elizabeth Taylor

#dollars #down #dumb #dumb enough #enough

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining. ↗

— Sonny Liston

#dumb #look #questions #shining #sun

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you. ↗

— Sophia Loren

#dumb #even #giraffe #i #legs

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything. ↗

— Courtney Love

#called #could #dumb #had #i

Only dumb people are happy. ↗

— Courtney Love

#dumb people #happy #only #people

Watch me when people say deaf and dumb, or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might get if you called Denzel Washington the wrong name. ↗

— Marlee Matlin

#deaf #denzel #denzel washington #dumb #get

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once. ↗

— Bruce McCulloch

#big #concentrate #dumb #during #films

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. ↗

— Aaron McGruder

#dumb #fact #moron #president #really