#duh

People want to be happy, and all the other things they want are typically meant to be a means to that end. ↗

— Daniel Gilbert

#motive #wisdom #motivational

Have you ever noticed that it takes a textbook dozens of pages to say what normal people can cover fast? Example: What was the full impact of World War II? Clear-cut teenage answer: we won. ↗

— Joan Bauer

#world-war-ii

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.' ↗

— Conan O'Brien

#better #duh #i #just #men

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#crush #duh #losers #night #winning

The only freedom you truly have is in your mind, so use it. ↗

— M.T. Dismuke

#duh #freedom #mind #quote #smart

When you're younger - duh - you don't really have the tools to deal with certain things in your life. ↗

— Scott Ian

#certain things #deal #duh #life #really

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. ↗

— Jay Leno

#bill #bill clinton #book #clinton #duh

Music moves me - duh - and that is like having a window opening on a heightened reality, but the effect is fleeting: When the music ends, the magic, the uplifting, vanishes and the window slams shut. Words, on the other hand, by the nature of how they work, emotions evoked by dint of carefully laid out thoughts, have a more lingering effect. ↗

— Yann Martel

#dint #duh #effect #emotions #ends

He had never thought the question over clearly, but vaguely imagined that his wife had long suspected him of being unfaithful to her and was looking the other way. It even seemed to him that she, a worn-out, aged, no longer beautiful woman, not remarkable for anything, simple, merely a kind mother of a family, ought in all fairness to be indulgent. It turned out to be quite the opposite. ↗

— Leo Tolstoy

#marriage #age

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced? ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#brain #duh #favorite #lines #now