#dry

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor. ↗

— Katie Price

#dry #got #hate #humor #i

Practically the only way to dry the swamp of radical Islam is through economic development and an improved standard of living. ↗

— Yitzhak Rabin

#dry #economic #economic development #improved #islam

It was necessary to have an even depth of corn on the top compared to the sides, so the air would not take the easiest route and not evenly dry the stored corn. ↗

— Orville Redenbacher

#compared #corn #depth #dry #easiest

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again. ↗

— Oliver Reed

#anyone #character #explodes #hurt #i

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. ↗

— Burt Reynolds

#average #average man #done #expensive #get

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life. ↗

— Krysten Ritter

#am #dry #huge #i #i am

I know what it's like to finish the laundry and to look in the basket five minutes later and it's full again. I know what it's like to pull all the groceries in, and see the teenagers run through, and all of a sudden, all of the groceries you just bought a few hours ago are gone. ↗

— Ann Romney

#ago #basket #bought #few #finish

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry. ↗

— E. B. White

#gives #grapes #joy #laundry #long

Rarely do pens go dry in restaurants. ↗

— Nicholson Baker

#go #pens #rarely #restaurants

Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry. ↗

— Barbara Dale

#enormous #every #laundry #pile #unwashed