#drunks

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. ↗

— Charles Bukowski

#bar #bunch #dice #drunks #history

God watches over drunks and third baseman. ↗

— Leo Durocher

#drunks #god #over #third #watches

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#agent #ages #ask #century #down

Don’t flatter yourself. It’s hard not to notice when fifty drunks are chanting your name. ↗

— Jamie McGuire

#beauty