#drunk

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. ↗

— Eddie Van Halen

#cut #drunk #i #out #since

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. ↗

— Hannah More

#drunk #getting #getting drunk #going #like

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.' ↗

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

#country #desperate #drunk #ever #except

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it. ↗

— Zac Efron

#bad #drunk #earn #fame #get

It pays to get drunk with the best people. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#drunk #get #pays #people

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight. ↗

— Bobby Vinton

#get #i #just #life #lot

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane! ↗

— Bob Livingston

#by the time #champion #cotton #cotton fields #down

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#doctor #doctors #down #drunks #i

There are more old drunkards than old physicians. ↗

— Francois Rabelais

#more #old #physicians #than

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in. ↗

— Oliver Reed

#consummated #day #drunk #fall #get