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Friendship isn't partying with a group of people to get drunk or chatting with him/her once a week, it's exactly the opposite. Friends make sure you get home safely and they help you when you need it, no matter the scenario. They don't care about what clothes you wear or what you look like, and they don't last for a day. Real friends are more interested in what direction your life is headed rather than your popularity. They care about what you have to say and how you feel, and once you meet this person you'll know it without having to think twice.


Morgan Tang


#friends #friendship #home #love #opposites

Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.” Day plasters a giant artificial smile on his face. As charming as ever. “Aw, come on, sweetheart. I thought I was doing a pretty good job. I got my arm around the prettiest escort on this block—how could I not be lusting over you? Don’t I look like I’m lusting? This is me, lusting.” His lashes flutter at me. He looks so ridiculous that I can’t help laughing. Another passerby glances at me. “Much better.


Marie Lu


#humor #lust #pretending #humor

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.


Criss Jami


#best #conversation #drink #drinking #drunk

Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough.


Lord Chesterfield


#drunken #enough #men #sober #themselves

There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.


M. F. K. Fisher


#bread #broken #communion #drunk #more

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.


Thomas Love Peacock


#drink #drunk #floor #lies #more

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?


Henny Youngman


#city #dad #drunk #most #new

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.


Jenny Frost


#clubs #drunk #falls #girl #i

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.


Tracey Gold


#am #driver #drunk #i #i am

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.


Joe E. Lewis


#floor #holding #holding on #lay #man






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