#drunk

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #drunk




Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." Exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill—


Winston Churchill


#classic-insult #drunk #wife

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.


Fiona Apple


#drunk #everybody #five #gets #got

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.


Isaac Asimov


#all night #being #creationists #dreamt #drunk

It's not a crime to get drunk.


Joe Bob Briggs


#drunk #get

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'


Gilbert K. Chesterton


#country #desperate #drunk #ever #except

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.


Jim Coleman


#concert #connecticut #drunk #ended #go

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.


Joe Garagiola


#drunk #hall #kangaroo #like #mound

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.


Adam Garcia


#drunk #hard #i #lot #remember

It pays to get drunk with the best people.


Joe E. Lewis


#drunk #get #pays #people

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.


Richard Burton


#drunk #drunks #had #how #i