#drunk

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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.


Willie Nelson


#doctor #doctors #down #drunks #i

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.


Romano Prodi


#illumination #like #more #statistics #support

There are more old drunkards than old physicians.


Francois Rabelais


#more #old #physicians #than

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.


Oliver Reed


#consummated #day #drunk #fall #get

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.


Ernest Hemingway


#drunk #keep #mouth #said #shut

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.


Jose Bergamin


#coward #drunk #gets #goes #man

Those who are born of parents broken with old age, or of such as are not yet ripe or are too young, or of drunkards, soft or effeminate men, want a great and liberal ingenuity or wit.


Thomas Willis


#born #broken #drunkards #effeminate #great

I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell me about something coming up, maybe that weekend, and usually not an abundance of thought goes into my doing it.


Ryan Kwanten


#abundance #been #coming #doing #drunk

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.


Shia LaBeouf


#clubs #dances #drunk #enjoyment #even

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.


Bertrand Russell


#suicide #temporary