#drunk

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. ↗

— Herman Melville

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Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. ↗

— Herman Melville

#cannibal #christian #drunken #sleep #sober

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. ↗

— Bette Midler

#bite #drink #drunk #i #much

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth. ↗

— Liza Minnelli

#been #believe #drunks #earth #go

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road. ↗

— Archie Moore

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You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office. ↗

— Joe Moore

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Bill Clinton sitting on Air Force One getting his hair cut while people around the country cooled their heels and waited for him, became a metaphor for a populist president who had gotten drunk with the perks of his own power and was sort of, you know, not sensitive to what people wanted. ↗

— Dee Dee Myers

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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#doctor #doctors #down #drunks #i

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#bus #different #drunk #like #sober

Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child. ↗

— Plato

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