#drive

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ↗

— Steven Wright

#cholesterol #drive #fast #i #too

I recruited my dad to be my bass player and fired him on several occasions. He stayed on as a bus driver. ↗

— Chely Wright

#bass player #bus #bus driver #dad #driver

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#driveway #get #neighbor #out

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.' ↗

— Henny Youngman

#drive #guy #him #how #page

Teachers believe they have a gift for giving; it drives them with the same irrepressible drive that drives others to create a work of art or a market or a building. ↗

— A. Bartlett Giamatti

#art #believe #building #create #drive

We're getting job creation in healthcare and educational services. We've been getting that all along. It's demographically driven, it's funded by the government, and that's held up. ↗

— Mark Zandi

#been #creation #driven #educational #funded

I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I've been humiliated in. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#been #buildings #city #drive #humiliated

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. ↗

— Roger Bannister

#effort #further #gets #himself #man

It's depressing and scary, but he needs to know the world around him because he's fourteen now and in two years he's going to drive. He needs to know what goes on out in the world. I'm not going to always be there. ↗

— Jami Gertz

#around #because #depressing #drive #fourteen

I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses. ↗

— Maurice Gibb

#act #because #big #big cars #cars