#drinking

They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table. ↗

— Anthony Bourdain

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. ↗

— Robert Benchley

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I never used to drink water. I am drinking six liters of water every day now. That's the key. ↗

— Warren Cuccurullo

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If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

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It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy. ↗

— Mark Hoppus

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I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process. ↗

— Freddie Hubbard

#clear #drinking #healing #healing process #help

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now. ↗

— Charles Bukowski

#rebirth #life

I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing. ↗

— Nora Dunn

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My parents always knew I was hopeless at everything else, I was fortunate in that I was backed all the way. I came to it late and only because I thought there'd be loads of women and drinking! ↗

— Christopher Eccleston

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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. ↗

— W. C. Fields

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