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الرب أعطى النقود، والشيطان صنع ثقباً. وها هي نقود الرب تتسرب عبر ثقب الشيطان.


Valentin Rasputin


#devil #drinking #god #management #money

Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover. Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of heavy drinking? Oh it's heavy. Oh it's hard. It isn't easy. Jesus, I never meant me any harm. All I wanted was a good time.


Martin Amis


#hangovers #money

Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can’t trust a man who’s afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It’s damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.


James Crumley


#drinking #humility #morality #philosophy #self-righteousness

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.


Oscar Wilde


#drinking #alcohol

Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.


Jay M. Bylsma


#drinking #ignorance #simile #alcohol

It is critical that parents and other trusted adults initiate conversations with kids about underage drinking well in advance of the first time they are faced with a decision regarding alcohol.


Xavier Becerra


#advance #alcohol #conversations #critical #decision

When you quit drinking you stop waiting.


Caroline Knapp


#drinking #sobriety #love

Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion." "Which is what?" Teft asked. "With spears?" Rock laughed. "No, no. We upon the Peaks are not barbarians like you down here." "How then?" Kaladin asked, genuinely curious. "Well," Rock said, "is involving much mudbeer and singing." “How's that a duel?” "He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon' everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about." Teft laughed. "Beats knives at dawn, I suppose.


Brandon Sanderson


#drinking #funny-quotes #funny

When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #cats #curls #dance #dancing

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.


Benjamin Franklin


#humor #freedom






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