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And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.


Augusten Burroughs


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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.


Lewis Grizzard


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I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.


Sylvia Plath


#drinking #drinking

Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion." "Which is what?" Teft asked. "With spears?" Rock laughed. "No, no. We upon the Peaks are not barbarians like you down here." "How then?" Kaladin asked, genuinely curious. "Well," Rock said, "is involving much mudbeer and singing." “How's that a duel?” "He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon' everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about." Teft laughed. "Beats knives at dawn, I suppose.


Brandon Sanderson


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When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls. 



Jarod Kintz


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Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.


Criss Jami


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Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.



Jarod Kintz


#drinking #change

Right, what's there possibly to worry about?" she said. "Just some surgery in the garage with a drunk doctor." Little miss," said Doc, pointing a finger at Cass. "I'm drinking. I'm not drunk. There's a difference." He took another sip from his cup. "But in another ten minutes or so, that might change, so you should stop stalling.


Gregg Rosenblum


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I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.


George Best


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I fought back, got injured again and I had to have another operation. I got down and depressed and I think I was drinking more than I should. Well, I know I was.


Paul Gascoigne


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