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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.


Lewis Grizzard


#drinking #humor #humor

What about the whiskey?" Jack said as they ran. "Won't it keep them out?" The Green Maidens don't drink anything but blood." Bob's disembodied voice floated after them. "The whiskey magick won't affect them." Wonderful," the old actor muttered, a tremor of fear in his voice. "I should've poured a Bloody Mary.


Lesley Livingston


#drinks #faeries #humor #humor

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.


Sylvia Plath


#drinking #drinking

When you quit drinking you stop waiting.


Caroline Knapp


#drinking #sobriety #love

Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion." "Which is what?" Teft asked. "With spears?" Rock laughed. "No, no. We upon the Peaks are not barbarians like you down here." "How then?" Kaladin asked, genuinely curious. "Well," Rock said, "is involving much mudbeer and singing." “How's that a duel?” "He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon' everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about." Teft laughed. "Beats knives at dawn, I suppose.


Brandon Sanderson


#drinking #funny-quotes #funny

When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #cats #curls #dance #dancing

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?


Amy Neftzger


#drinking #friday #humor #humorous #margarita

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.


Santosh Kalwar


#english #funny #man #vulnerable #funny

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.


Habeeb Akande


#boys #clothes #clothing #cook #dress

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.


Benjamin Franklin


#humor #freedom