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The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #funny

We are not going to die." Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?" No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.


Jim Butcher


#humor #motivation #optimism #thomas-raith #waldo-butters

Fear is a part of life. It's a warning mechanism. That's all. It tells you when there's danger around. Its job is to help you survive. Not cripple you into being unable to do it.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #survival #life

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!


Jim Butcher


#humor #motivation #humor

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.


Jim Butcher


#humor #michael-carpenter #humor

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.


Jim Butcher


#humor #women #humor

Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor






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