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My office is in a building in midtown Chicago. It's an older building, and not in the best of shape, especially since there was that problem with the elevator last year. I don't care what anyone says, that wasn't my fault. when a giant scorpion the size of an Irish wolfhound is tearing its way through the roof of your elevator car, you get real willing to take desperate measures.


Jim Butcher


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Where instinct fails, intellect must venture.


Jim Butcher


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I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.


Jim Butcher


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A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.


Jim Butcher


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Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.


Jim Butcher


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I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.


Jim Butcher


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I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.


Jim Butcher


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If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.


Jim Butcher


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The married thing. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and staring in at Christmas dinner. Relationships hadn't ever really worked for me. I think it's had something to do with all the demons, ghosts, and human sacrifice.


Jim Butcher


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That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.


Jim Butcher


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