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Knight takes Knight,” I called into the cloudy night air. “Check.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden

Just then, Toot buzzed back into the apartment from somewhere. He zipped in frantic, dizzying circles, starting at the point he'd last seen Lacuna, until his spiral search pattern took him to the kitchen. Then he swooped down to Lacuna, landing neatly on the counter. I peered at the two little faeries. Toot held out to Lacuna a wrapped watermelon Jolly Ranger, as if he were offering frankincense and myrrh to the Christ child. "Hi!" he said brightly. "I'm Major General Toot-toot!" Lacuna looked up from her food and saw Toot's gift. Her eyes narrowed. And then she sucker punched Toot-toot right in the face. My little bodyguard flew back a couple of feet and landed on his ass. Both of his hands went up to his nose, and he blinked in startled bewilderment. Toot had dropped the Jolly Rancher. Lacuna calmly kicked it into the disposal drain of the kitchen sink. Then she turned her back on Toot, ignoring him completely, and went back to eating her meal. Toot's eyes were even wider as he started at Lacuna. "Wow!" he said.


Jim Butcher


#food

Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.


Jim Butcher


#heroism #humor #humor

Bite me, faerie fruitcake.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Stop," Kincaid said in a calm voice. "Unclench." "Unclench what?" Murphy demanded. "Unclench your ass." "Excuse me?" "You're going to trip the beam. You need another quarter inch. Relax." "I am relaxed," Murphy growled. "Oh," Kincaid said. "Damn, great ass then.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Love this job," Sanya murmured. "Just love it." "I need to challenge more people to duels," Thomas said in agreement. "Men are pigs," Murphy said. "Amen," said Molly. Lea gave me a prim look and said, "I've not sacrificed a holy virgin in ages.


Jim Butcher


#age

EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED - THEY FOUND THE BODY


Jim Butcher


#easter #harry-dresden #jim-butcher #harry-dresden

A man's magic demonstrates what sort of person he is, what is held most deeply inside of him. There is no truer gauge of a man's character than the way in which he employs his strength, his power. I was not a murderer. I was not like Victor Sells. I was Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. I was a wizard. Wizards control their power. They don't let it control them. And wizards don't use magic to kill people. They use it to discover, to protect, to mend, to help. Not to destroy.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #magic #harry-dresden

No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden






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