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#drapes

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Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

He left the drapes open, watched the lights of the cars and of the fast food joints through the window glass, comforted to know there was another world out there, one he could walk to anytime he wanted.


Neil Gaiman


#drapes #walk-out #windows #food

Sexiness should not be overt. Something shapeless that drapes across your hip, hangs off the shoulder; something that cowls in the front, drapes low in the back, that's sexy.


Rachel Zoe


#back #drapes #front #hangs #hip

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

People aren't universally heroic.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git






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