#dough

Frosting was his favorite. He liked to eat doughnuts at every meal. Because it was healthier to eat six small meals a day than three large ones, he restricted himself: jellied for breakfast, glazed for brunch, cream-filled for lunch, frosting for linner, chocolate for dinner, and powdered sugar for 2 a.m. supermarket stakeout. Because linner coincided with the daily crime peak, he always ate his favorite variety to ease him. Frosting was his only choice now, and upsetting his routine was a quiet thrill. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #pastries #police #funny

You know what, the drummer is my manager. He's busy. And I'm busy. I don't need the dough, though. But having said that, there's a limit to how much bad music I wanna play. I did it when I was young, and some of the music was OK, but it wasn't great. ↗

— Aimee Mann

#busy #did #dough #drummer #great

Enthusiasm is the yeast that raises the dough. ↗

— Paul J. Meyer

#enthusiasm #raises #yeast

Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence. ↗

— O. Henry

#dough #existence #few #inject #into

You drive for show but putt for dough. ↗

— Bobby Locke

#drive #putt #show #you

I can barely breathe but I think that his lips might be better than oxygen at the moment. ↗

— Autumn Doughton

#i-ll-be-here #kissing #love #relationships #romance

Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#metaphysical #philosophy #taste #metaphysics

A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the same rules apply. My best advice: handle the dough as little as possible. ↗

— Alton Brown

#apply #best #comes #dough #exactly

I like having the dough to come and go as I please. ↗

— Bruce Willis

#come and go #dough #go #having #i

I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf. ↗

— Curly Howard

#go #got #i #loaf #sick