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I have a friend who got into a car accident and now has a prosthetic metal leg, metal pins in his hips, and a metal plate in his head. One time I told him that he was like a human Swiss Army knife, to which he replied, “I’m Belgian.


Jarod Kintz


#car-accident #funny #humor #random #swiss

Hand me my pants,


Michael Grant


#random #humor

We are not going to change the whole world, but we can change ourselves and feel free as birds. We can be serene even in the midst of calamities and, by our serenity, make others more tranquil. Serenity is contagious. If we smile at someone, he or she will smile back. And a smile costs nothing. We should plague everyone with joy. If we are to die in a minute, why not die happily, laughing? (136-137)


Swami Satchidananda


#death #freedom #happiness #joy #laughter

Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is.


Terry Pratchett


#wisdom #witches #humor

It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what.


Stephen Fry


#philosophical #politics #wisdom #humor

Cricket Bell.” I smiled into my phone. “How did you get so wise?


Stephanie Perkins


#wisdom #humor

People will ask you the question 'how is life treating you?' But my question is 'how are you treating life?' On that your happiness rests


Rasheed Ogunlaru


#flow #happiness #happyness #inner-peace #questioning

Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin, more even than death. Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habits; thought is anarchic and lawless, indifferent to authority, careless of the well-tried wisdom of the ages. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid ... Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man.


Bertrand Russell


#defiance #fearlessness #free-thinker #freedom #freedom-of-thought

Well now," the scholar went on, "I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who could use a tan, so you needn't grant my opinion any authority, but I consider the queendom lucky that a handful of Milliners and their children lived incognito among the population during Redd's tyranny.


Frank Beddor


#frank #glass #humor #incognito #looking

Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!


Al Franken


#humor #masturbation #sex #freedom






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