#dogs

You know, I've released some great records and I've released some dogs. But frankly, the fun is in creating the thing. ↗

— Phil Collins

#dogs #frankly #fun #great #i

I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered. ↗

— Billy Connolly

#because #chasing #dogs #done #door

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#being #dogs #even #hot #hot dogs

I think 'Tap Dogs' has lasted so long because people have a natural interest in tap dancing. This form of dancing can't be dated, it's such an intriguing form of dance because the feet are also an an instrument. ↗

— Adam Garcia

#because #dance #dancing #dated #dogs

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#dog #dogs #i #life #looked

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. ↗

— Oliver Herford

#beings #cat #dogs #hates #human

I walk every day with my dogs and force myself to run a bit but I hate it. ↗

— Elizabeth Hurley

#day #dogs #every #every day #force

America does not like people being not nice to dogs. ↗

— Rob James-Collier

#being #does #dogs #like #nice

Mankind has a mandate to care for the earth and all that is within it, especially the animals, and an animal should never be placed in a position where he needs to be concerned about such things. But this is not that time. ↗

— Tara Pollard

#dogs #family #fiction #inspirational #family

As dogs return to their vomit, some men return to their wives. ↗

— Anthony Liccione

#men #troublesome-marriage #vomit #women #marriage