#dog

I started studying acting, got commercials, and here we are 100 years later. I'm acting and writing and I have a pool and a dog. ↗

— Krysten Ritter

#acting #commercials #dog #got #here

On the farm, I had chores. I had a calf. We had a herd of cattle in the pasture. We'd go and get me a calf at a cow auction with Amish people, which I would raise. I gave it a bottle every day, in this cute little coop, like a giant dog coop almost. I've always been a big animal person. ↗

— Krysten Ritter

#always #amish #animal #auction #been

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#cord #cut #dog #dumb #everywhere

It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here. ↗

— Melissa Rivers

#country #dog #dogs #having #here

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#cat #chasing #cold #dog #i

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. ↗

— Will Rogers

#bone #buries #dog #down #gets

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#dogs #fun #lot #out #owning

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. ↗

— Mark Twain

#fight #size

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#am #cats #dogs #down #equals

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. ↗

— Donald Trump

#attack #dogs #hate #hearts #his