#dog

The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich man's wealth is built. ↗

— Samora Machel

#care #dog #gets #man #medical

I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier. ↗

— John Mahoney

#any #displays #dog #dogs #done

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ↗

— Roger Caras

#dogs #life #lives #make #our

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#cute #does #dog #eat #feel

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar! ↗

— Demetri Martin

#asked #big #bite #does #dog

I really liked 'Starter For Ten' because I grew up watching 1980s teen films like 'St. Elmo's Fire' and 'The Breakfast Club' and I've always wanted to play the underdog lead hero in a 1980s-inspired film. ↗

— James McAvoy

#because #breakfast #club #film #films

It is not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the size of the fight in the dog. ↗

— Barry McGuigan

#dog #fight #size

We had an old Victrola with the old bulldog they used to have there. The horn would come out. ↗

— Jay McShann

#come #had #horn #old #out

The dog that trots about finds a bone. ↗

— Golda Meir

#about #bone #dog #finds

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. ↗