#doc

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. ↗

— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

#doctor #funny #pun #wife #funny

Laws and principles are not for the times when there is no temptation: they are for such moments as this, when body and soul rise in mutiny against their rigour ... If at my convenience I might break them, what would be their worth? ↗

— Charlotte Brontë

#doctrine #ethics #law #morality #principles

I'd forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#inspiring #inspirational

Rose: 'If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north?' Doctor: 'Lots of planets have a north! ↗

— Steven Moffat

#rose-tyler #the-doctor #the-doctor-and-rose #rose

Bow ties are cool. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#doctor-who #fashion #the-doctor #fashion

There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#doctor-who #the-doctor #letting-go

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#doctor-who

Who taught you all this, doctor?" The reply came promptly: "Suffering. ↗

— Albert Camus

#the-plague #doctor-who

The crimes of the U.S. throughout the world have been systematic, constant, clinical, remorseless, and fully documented but nobody talks about them. ↗

— Harold Pinter

#been #body talks #clinical #constant #crimes

The difficulty with becoming a patient is that as soon as you get horizontal, part of your being yearns, not for a doctor, but for a medicine man. ↗

— Shana Alexander

#being #difficulty #doctor #get #horizontal