#divorced

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. ↗

In the end, my pursuit of the elusive New York State driver's license became about much more than a divorced woman's learning to drive for the first time. ↗

— Suzanne Vega

#became #divorced #drive #driver #elusive

I've been married three times and divorced three times. ↗

— Rick Wakeman

#divorced #i #married #three #times

What I think is amazing is not that 85% of people who get married under the age of 25 get divorced, it's that 15% of them stay together. How did they manage to pull that off? You almost can't wait too long. It's the single simplest measure to predict divorce. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

#almost #amazing #did #divorce #divorced

I was alone a lot as a kid, because my parents were divorced. ↗

— Danny Strong

#because #divorced #i #kid #lot

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those. ↗

— Merle Haggard

#another #bonnie #divorced #everybody #friends

Parents don't understand kids and kids don't understand parents. My parents were divorced when I was really young and I went to live with my dad. ↗

— Mark Hoppus

#divorced #i #kids #live #parents

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#did #divorced #finally #get #her

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#get #gift #ideas #out #people

We all like indie directors - heck, I even married one... but we're divorced now. ↗