#dip

And so there has been a lot of diplomatic movement. ↗

— Mitchell Reiss

#diplomatic #lot #movement

We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous. ↗

— Andy Richter

#been #dipping #go #i #i love

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. ↗

— Will Rogers

#diplomacy #find #nice #rock #saying

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Staple a green card to their diploma - welcome to the United States of America! We want those people in our country. ↗

— Mitt Romney

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Diplomacy means the art of nearly deceiving all your friends, but not quite deceiving all your enemies. ↗

— Kofi Busia

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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me. ↗

— Camillo di Cavour

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Diplomats were invented simply to waste time. ↗

— David Lloyd George

#invented #simply #time #waste #waste time

Standing near the door, we dipped our fingers in the holy water, crossed and blessed ourselves, and proceeded up to the sleeping-room, in the usual order, two by two. ↗

— Maria Monk

#crossed #dipped #door #fingers #holy